My Story

Author: kayemjay
Episode 1

I was almost done clearing my table when I heard the honk of the staff bus. It was time to go home. I hurriedly shut down my computer and locked my office. I called my babe and told her that I was on my way to her house. Traffic was light on the Lekki-Aja expressway from Jakande Roundabout up until the new Toll gate. After spending close to 30 minutes in stand-still traffic, we agreed to use the Tarzan Ferry to cross the river from Shoprite to Bourdillon Ikoyi. I highlighted at Iyana-Owro at exactly 4:35 pm and headed immediately for my babe’s house.

We hugged and said our pleasantries, asked about how the day went and pondered over what we would have for dinner. Her siblings were very much around (about 7 of them, and what pests they are) and they needed to eat too. I got out about 1K, and decided we would have spiced smoked fish with garri for dinner. After sending one of the children to get the food, she told me to come closer. She was lying on her back and I was sitting a little bit away from her on the only couch in the room. She whispered in my ear that she was Hot and that she wanted to poke. Actually, what she said was “K …” I said “yes” and she said “you know what I want now…” I pretended not to understand her and I said “tell me”. Then she said “I want to poke.” I told her to hold on until after we had eaten. Two hours later, I was lying on my back on the bed with my belt slightly losse. Some of her siblings were playing delay tactics by eating slowly and watching cartoon. I was agitated. Oh boy, I kon dey vex. I just could wait for them to gerrout so I could ravage my babe. As if NEPA knew what was on my mind, they took light. Ope oh!

The room was plunged into pitch black darkness. I could sense the unspoken chemistry that suddenly filled the room. she was sitting on the edge of the bed, exposing the dividing line separating her butto.cks. i was stilled sprawled on the bed in my relaxed state using my for finger to trace the visible line. I got a hard on immediately. My babe was not the shy type when it came to poking. In fact she likes it in dangerous places where we might get caught. i will give you stories about our dangerous escapades later. i became more intent with my touching and i moved further down below. she jerked suddenly as i made contact with her arse hole. she immediately asked everyone out of her room with these exact words "Oya,Oya, you people should go to your room. I want to flit." amidst grumbling they all left the room and i was so happy when i heard the door (net) slam shut. i grabbed her like a dog on heat and smooched her like my life depended on it. i didn't bother taking off her clothes. i fondled her bosoms under her bra, and sucked on each unmentionable quickly.we only had a couple of minutes before those troublesome kids came back and the door wasn't locked. i could not afford to waste any more time.i undid her zipper fumbled with her transparent lemon panties. i shifted it with my middle finger and slid my for finger into her honey pot. she was invitingly wet.  there was a bit of a problem though. she was wearing shorts and i could not penetrate. there was just too much hindrance. so i whispered in her ear to remove the shorts and tie a wrapper just in case. she obliged. she sat on my legs facing the door. i moved her wrapper up and toyed with her clit.oris briefly while undoing my zipper and trying to slot in my kini. i couldn't hold on any longer. i needed to take her there and then. my manliness entered her wet and dripping womanliness and i felt like heaven. immediately, i heard a voice in the corridor, a voice approaching the room said, "is any one in this house,  i am back oh!". It was her elder sister. DAMN!

We quickly disengaged and pretended to discuss. she just came back from church and was trying to tell us what she had learnt that day. Oh boy, my body no gree oh! i just dey vex say why this babe con spoil my show. my girl understood how i felt cuz she started sulking, she sef be tigress. whenever she is Hot, she's got to get laid. as a sharp guy, i no dull oh. i just make one flimsy excuse con exit go corridor, meanwhile their corridor long well, well and was hell dark. i go the last end of the corridor con siddon for the bench wey dey there. i was still brooding ova what happened when my babe came out of the room towards me. instinctivly, my statue of liberty was at attention. we had the same thing on our minds, hot crazy dangerous phucking. she has barely gotten to where i was than i grapped her bre.asts and squeezed them underneath the wrapper at the same time keeping my ears alert for any sound of approaching feet. i con finger her toto and she don ova wet. she unzipped me and started fonding my grenade while i kissed her all over. Men, it was mad. we spent barely 60 seconds doing that and she pushed me back on the bench with my back to the wall. she pulled the bench forwards a little and made me relax my back on the wall. she sat on top me while i was still sitting on the bench and guided my kini into her womanliness. i almost screamed out of ecstacy. i held her big yansh as she rocked me back and forth. she has a rule, she cums first before me and she does it her way. i noticed how vigorous she was as she was rocking me and i knew that this was no preamble, she was gonna precipitate. i pressed her yansh tighter while saying nasty things to her "yeah baby, take that Joystick, oh i love it precipitate 4 daddy" was what i was saying, she loves to hear me talk nasty. then she began to speak too, a sign that she was gonna explode soon. "yeeeeeee,  K, (my name),  i cant miss this,  this is too sweeet, ahhhhhhh"  then we heard someone say, "TA LO WA NIBE YEN?" meaning who's there? it was her aged dad. obviously we had made some noise and he had woken up. we were opposite his room. i told her to get up but for where? she said " i don't care i have to come." she was riding me faster now, and by now my back and legs don dey ache me small small because i no dey comfortable. then she shook vigorously and kissed me all over saying 'i love u, "over and over. "my turn" i whispered to her.

She turned and placed her hands on the bench and revealed her wide, fleshy pink womanliness to me. i slid in without much of a hitch (oh she was damn wet). i started banging like i would die the next minute. i grabbed her bosoms and started grunting like a mad pig. she lifted one had and was hitting and pushing my arse further deep inside the hole. i felt the warmth all over my body and told her "i am cumming baby" she said oh yeah oh yeah. i came with a muffled ahhhhhhhhhhh coz i heard movement in the room. the dad was coming out. she quickly took her wrapper and left me there while i pretended to look for something. the man came out and asked " so u r the one disturbing me, y were u making all that noise?" did he know? i went like, " i was looking for my flash pen that fell and i hit my leg in the proceess" he just looked at me and said "ehen"
men i was poo scared. i guess he didnt know coz yesterday i went there and he responded well to me.

Episode 2

for a lot of us here(in Lagos, Nigeria), it happened to be a wet wet Sunday a couple of days back and it WAS eventful.  Was on my way back from church when the clouds pulled together and the atmosphere condensed for a downpour. As the rain started in trickles, i sought shelter in TANTIZ fast food directly opposite church. In a demented rush to avoid the heavy pelts, i bumped into someone and almost fell. i had begun to curse and fume at the culprit responsible for the stains that now appeared on my shirt when i raised my eyes and saw her. It was Bisi. She opened her mouth in surprise and mock laughter upon seeing me. "It's a lie." I said. "What on earth are you doing here?" I asked ignoring the situation temporarily because according to PO-R-)N-ODUDE, koni man die, koni man bury am. I was already calculating the algebra of getting her na\k-ed on my bed and was not gonna let this chance slip by. "Actually, i just arrived from mars" she joked. "I am so sorry" she pleaded. she had come to church too and just had lunch. i feigned worry and upset at having my clothes stained so i said, "what am i gonna do now?". OH boy, she no chop am oh. she just dey look me one kind one kind. I formulate plan B sharp sharp. i ask am which side she dey go, she talk say she dey go her sister place for Ikoyi. I beg am make she drop me for road. As we dey inside car, I Just dey look this girl dey think of i go take Knack am. Memories of our previous yanshing came flooding back. I met her at a seminar and we got talking. she was writing a book similar to a paper I just delivered and wanted more input. To cut long tori short, I yansh am that day oh, but it took all the scoping prowess I could deliver before she gree.


Back to present day


I try chat am up, dey talk plenty things but I no go near wetin happen before between us. this babe no even gimme yellow light talkless of green. My people, na so I lose hope oh. I con bone say e be like say I no go do anything with this babe afterall. But guys, you know what, providence had other plans in store for me.

All of a sudden, there was a deafening "kpoa" sound. Her rear Tyre burst. she managed to park away from traffic to assess the situation. The tyre don spoil. As a guy (coz she gave me a free ride and I had lost interest in Yanshing her) i helped salvage the situation. i comot jack, go pump the extra tyre coz e don leak, con fix am. After everything, i was so dirty and she offered to drive me home. she started talkin sh**t abt being a God-sent to her and stuff. Me, my belle just dey sweet me say, God don butter my bread. we got to the house and she went like, "Thanks. I am really grateful for your help". I mumbled something and frowned as I got out of the car. She called me and said, "Did I say something wrong? You don't seem happy. I am so sorry if I have inconvenienced you in any way, " I stopped her midway, " The least you could do is to come in and have a glass of water. After all that stress, i would expect that you would relax a bit. Well, I guess your sister's place is very important to you." She looked at me, trying to read my mind, scanning my face for any trace of insincerity. Me wey be say I be don. I just look am straight in the eyes back. Shege! she con say "OK. But I won't be staying for long." then got out of the car. Na only daniel enter lion's den comot untouched oh! this one name no be daniel and she go hear am today.

we went in the house and i asked her to relax while I got her something to drink. I came back with only my boxers and a t shirt. she was watching Basic Instinct from where i stopped that morning. I asked her if she wanted more juice and she declined. we sat in silence for a while. my heart was beating fast as i was just contemplating what my next move would be without making a fool out of myself. her glass was almost empty. i decided i was gonna spill the drink on her when she lifted it to her lips. that would buy me more time. But it was not to be.

As i prepared to hit the glass with a fake gesture, she gave me all the leverage I needed, albeit unknowingly.

The movie got to a s-e-x scene and she didnt look away nor give any negative remarks (Good sign) so I chilled. Then she said "these oyinbos are so raw. Imagine being na-k-ed in front of all these cameras." her voice was unfamiliarity hoarse. "Well, they have a different mentality from africans" i said. then added,"do you feel shy when you are turned on and n-a-ked during s3x?" She looked at me and said "It depends". I got up and excused myself. I wanted her to absorb the effects of the film. 3 mins later, i decided to give it a last, daring try. At all, at all na im bad pass. I tiptoed to where she sat. and put my hands around her eyes. "There are just two of us in the house, so I know its you", she said. "What are u going to do about it?" I said into her ears making my voice as low and sexy as i could. no answer. (good sign). I began to trace her ears with my lips, slowly but carefully. I no wan furk up. I moved from her ears to the side of her neck and she leaned backwards to give me the full length of her neck. Now, my heart stopped racing fast. I could dictate the pace now coz that singular act showed her approval. she was sitting on the rug, leaning on the couch. I was standing behind the couch. I wanted to come forward to where she was but didn't want to break contact. so, i replaced my lips with my forefinger, tracing as gently as gentle can be, her earlobes, her eyes, her lips. she opened them, and i put the finger in. she began to suck my fingers very very slowly like there was something tasty in it that she didn't want to exhaust. That was my cue to move. so I went round and squatted in front of her. Her eyes were closed.


Obviously, she was enjoying herself.

i smiled at my luck. i wanted her to have the most satisfying precipitate she would ever experience but time was not on my side. My GF was gonna come anytime soon and I no fit dey talk story if she com jam us inside (she's got a spare key to the house). I moved closer to her. I slowly (I mean ever so slowly) withdrew my finger from her mouth while simultaneously replacing it with my lips. i sucked her lower lip, inserted my tongue in her mouth, then licked the upper palates (the roof) of her mouth. she held my neck. i traced the outline of her n-i-ppl-es from outside her cloth. she sucked my tongue.

next, i moved my hands to her sides and helped her up stilled locked in that kiss. without warning, I lifted her and instincively, she coiled her legs around me and put her arms around my neck breaking the kiss. we smiled seductively at each other and I said, "Let me take you to heaven". She kissed my forehead and I took her inside the room. I was shocked at what happened next. I had barely laid her on the bed than she came at me wildly. she pulled up my t-shirts and began to suck my unmentionables.  I almost went mad with pleasure. i removed her shirt and unhooked her bra(i am a pro with dat). i toyed with the unmentionables then pushed her above me with the unmentionables hovering over me. i sucked the unmentionables gently,flicking them one after another, then licking the dark aureoles around them. she put one hand on the bed and another one under my head, propping me further upwards. i undid her belts, and unzipped her fly. I felt around a bit through her shaved hair for the entrance to her womanliness. I finally found it and played with the clit a little. she was moaning softly now, saying "k, ohhh ,  yeeasssshhhh ,  ahhhhhh, " (y do they always call my name?). i finally slid my finger in and she was so wet and hot.  as i went in she grabbed my head tighter and said " chew it (the unmentionables), chew it baby, and the unmentionables were damn large. i began chewing care fully while manipulation her gently. she began to speak louder now, "chew it harder baby, harder, yeeeesssss, ahjhhhhh". i began to chew a little bit harder at each unmentionable, and thrusting my finger in wildly and faster now. "yess baby, yeess ohhhhh, dont stop like that." at this point i could not take it anymore. so i turned her and pulled off her skirt together with her pants. i kissed her forehead, brushed my lips against her unmentionables, kissed her navel, fumbled with her hairs a little a did a light single stroke lick of her kitty. she shook her waist. i traced the areas around her clit with my tongue for a while. when i got to her clit she held my head tight and i almost went out of breath. "suck me baby, ahh suck it, " she was saying. i finger bleeped her while i sucked her. she was screaming now, saying all sorts of gibberish. she said  "k,  i am coming, " What? i forced my self off her and turned her sideways. i lifted one leg on my shoulder, then slotted my kini inside. it was so sweet. i banged away like crazy. i played with her br-e-asts, and used my other hand to rub her clit, she held the suspended leg steady. i felt myself coming, so i turned her d0g-g-y style. i began to hit like a bull. i heard i say "i am coming baby, " i increased my tempo. i wanted us to precipitate at the same time. she began to scream and i didnt know where the words i spoke next came from "yeah, come on, bleep it baby , take it." i was not rocking her anymore. she was doing the bleeping. i grabbed her arshe tightly and said"ahhhh!!!" she came like "ohhhhhh baby.  yeeeh:" and diengaged from me. we lay on the bed for sometime catching our breath. it was so wonderful i turned her to face me and said "thank you"

just then, the door bell rang.

Did I say the door bell rang? Silly me. I just needed something to keep you guys at attention. Honestly, there was no one at the door. i am sosorry, it won' happen again. After that great s3x, we took a shower (together), she put her clothes back on and took the remaining juice. I promised to call her and got a brief hug outside the door in return. I smacked her small 'bum bum' as she opened the car to go in. I waved her goodbye and was still thinking about what great s3x I just had when my girlfriend showed up. Of course she was suspicious but as a Grand Member of the Federal Republic of Yanshing (G. MOFROY), I had ready answers for all the questions she doled out. We watched 2012 and had dinner.

Episode 3

But first, let me tell you about my first encounter with Bisi the Quantity Surveyor.

The seminar had just ended and everyone was getting introduced. I delivered a paper on the use of IT in corporate institutions. I was getting ready to leave when I heard someone call my name. I looked up and saw the most gorgeous pair of bosoms I have ever seen. I got lost staring at them that it took her voice to jolt me back to reality. "Mr. Kevin,, " she started. I was embarrassed and replied,"Pardon me please. Somethings just can't be ignored." She smiled and we got talking, exchanged numbers and I promised to call her.


I forgot all about this woman until one day.

Now. my initial plan was that when we got to my bus stop, I would persuade her to take me home then get her to come in (which was the easy part). But here this damsel wanted to drop me off herself. Well, it made the job easier for me. As we got to my house, I thanked her and said, "So, drive safely and please be careful". I hugged her tight (we were still seating in the car) and said to her in her ears "I don't mind having some company. I would be overjoyed to have you stay the night." I released her from the hug and continued, "Besides, it's late, " She kept quiet. Both of us just sat there not moving. I counted 1-100 in my mind and still nothing from her. she was just staring into the dark street ahead. I opened the door, got out and said goodbye. I didn't even wait to see her drive off. I just went inside and banged the door with a resounding thud.

Now. my initial plan was that when we got to my bus stop, I would persuade her to take me home then get her to come in (which was the easy part). But here this damsel wanted to drop me off herself. Well, it made the job easier for me. As we got to my house, I thanked her and said, "So, drive safely and please be careful". I hugged her tight (we were still seating in the car) and said to her in her ears "I don't mind having some company. I would be overjoyed to have you stay the night." I released her from the hug and continued, "Besides, it's late, " She kept quiet. Both of us just sat there not moving. I counted 1-100 in my mind and still nothing from her. she was just staring into the dark street ahead. I opened the door, got out and said goodbye. I didn't even wait to see her drive off. I just went inside and banged the door with a resounding thud.

As she rolled her hips, she took off her clothes ever so seductively. She was swaying gently with her back towards me, leaving me to savor the fullness of her behind. In my excitement, I rushed and grabbed her from behind, but she pushed me away with her yansh. I smiled and followed her as she led the way to the bathroom. we had a long, long shower and Every time I tried to touch her, she would playfully remove my hand. we moved to the bedroom but she refused to dry herself. i pulled her back to me just as she walked in front of me and swept her off her feet. I carried her that way to the bed while planting kisses everywhere on her body, her lips, br3asts, navel. I laid her down gently on her chest and traced the spinal line on her back. As I got to her hips, I moved back up and continued in that motion for a while. i finally got to her arshe hole and flicked my tongue around the hole. her arse shook and vibrated with so much force i thought she was gonna poo. I moved lower still, i traced the line between her ars3 and her puss-y but took care not to go in the cun+t yent. She held my head with her hand and tried to urge my tongue in.

I played with her womanliness lips carefully avoiding contact with her cl1t. she was dripping wet now but I was not even started with her yet. she pulled me up and resumed kissing. I don't even know what kind of kiss it was coz we were just chewing at ourselves in the heat of passion. I pushed her back to the bed and told her to close her eyes. I dashed to the kitchen and brought back little cubes of ice. i put one cube (about the size of ST. LOUIS sugar) in my mouth and kissed her. she felt the ice and we kissed harder now, battling to steal the cube from the other person. the cube melted and i took another one. i took it in my hands and traced her neck with it. i moved to her br3asts. i was in no hurry. i teased her so much that the bed was wet from her juice. i ignored her nippl3s and "iced" her aureoles then the ice melted. I took another one and put in my mouth this time. i used it on her nippl3s and they were damn large. she moaned softly calling my name . . . "Kevin . . . ohhhhh . . .  ahhhhhhhh . . " and my Kini was stiff solid. I felt the ice melting so i moved to her kitten. I flicked her cl.it with the ice. she jerked her waist to and fro rubbing my head like she was saying "good doggie, ". the ice melted and i began using my extra size tongue. she screamed almost immediately. I sucked, chewed, licked, her moans and near cries driving me further. then she started cumming. i knew coz she said so. "Yeah baby, ohhhh ,  yeeeehhhhhh , i am cummming baby"  and she was furking my tongue. Suddenly, i stopped.

I stopped. I kissed all the way back up to her mouth. she sucked her juices off my mouth like it was ice cream. "Why did you stop?" she asked me. I said nothing. I kissed her again at the same time setting my kini to enter her puss-y. it went in smoothly coz she was so wet and inviting. I put the full length of my kini in slowly also gently stroking her cl1t. When I entered, I held on without rocking. She dug her fingers in my back and I felt pain and pleasure at the same time. I spread her legs missionary style with my kini still inside but unmoving. i moved her legs a bit closer to themselves and bent them towards her such that her heels were almost touching her arshe. I moved my D1ck out slowly as if i was gonna damage something if i rushed it. When I was almost out seeing the cap of the kini, i went back in again with the same slow motion, ever so slowly. I continued like that for about 30 seconds, withdrawing until I was almost out, then going back in as slowly as i withdrew. She was moaning wildly now and I was tempted to fork her brains out but held my cool. I wanted her to come back for more so I did not want to mess things up. As I withdrew and went back in the 7th time she said to me, "Kevin, fork me please,  please take me,  i can't yake this you are killing me please, " That was the sign I was waiting for. I needed her to give me the go ahead. i pushed my D1Ck all the way in and held it there. i moved my waist closer and held her legs. I pinned her legs in a way that her knees were touching the sides of her belly.(Those wey dey do am go know wetin I dey talk). then I moved like crazy. Her pusshie was too damn tight and I wet. I took her like a wild bull. I forked her silly and she added more ginger to my swaggar. As i thrust in and out (I think i was doing 3 thrusts per sec), she metme with her own thrusts too, using her fingers to stimulate my unmentionables (my point of submission), her eyes closed and her neck propped back. I never Be Intimate with lights off and I NEVER close my eyes except when I am kissing or Cumming.

I pushed her gently back on the bed and told her to lie on her side with her legs stretched straight. I raised her leg put in om my shoulder and went in. her wet bleep was making slurp slurp sounds as i rammed in to her. she called my name almost a million times. . . "Kevin, kay . . . yeehhhh ,  take it  ,  ohhh". I was not done yet oh. I turned her Do.g.g.y style and held her arse apart with my hands exposing the pink lips of her bleep.  I banged away with her moans urging me on. I left her arse and fondled her bosoms. she suddenly pulled away from me and said," I need to precipitate", So i laid back on the bed and allowed her to do her thing. She came on top of me guided my Joystick into her bleep

she began to rock me slowly, going up and down on my erect extra sized D1Ck. She bent a little forwards and pinned my hands on the bed rocking me harder now. she laid on top of me now moving her hips in a up and down on my d1ck throbbing inside her Pusshie.  she started moaning, Ahhh, mmmhhhhh, ohhhhhh, kevvinn,,   yeehhhhhh,  and began to vibrate. I quckly turned her over and enterd into her missionary style. As I withdrew with every thrust she held my yansh tight guiding me bak into her with every thrust. I steadied myself, with one hand on the bed and one hand exciting her cl1tor1s. I felt myself cumming and started speaking jargons. She left my yansh and started squeezing my N11pl3s now. OHHHHH, YESSSS , AHHHH. I screamed as I came. I withdrew and slept beside her exhausted. In a few seconds, she started to play with her cl1t and was getting excited. I watched in anticipation as her excitement graduated. She began to quake and speak in tongues. Ahh, yeesss, ueeehhh. I help her by putting two fingers inside her Pu55ie and forking her while she stimulated herself. She came with a loud scream and poured some of her juice on my fingers.

so guys, that was how it went. But I did promise to share the most exciting sex I had with you didn't I?

So, have it . . .

Episode 4

It all started on a Monday morning at a Bank in Gbagada . . .

i met this babe during lunch at a Cafe in Nairobi . . . or should I say she met me

Naturally, you notice a 'foreigner' in your country almost immediately you see him and that was what happened in my case. I was with some of my colleagues whom I traveled with, but excused myself to catch a glimpse of the large number birds that descended at the fountain to feed. I sat on a lonely bench enjoying the scene when I heard a very lovely female voice speak to me, "Excuse me, " I looked back and saw a gorgeous pair of bosoms. I replied, "yes." she asked if I didnt mind her sitting beside me on the bench. I obliged her and said nothing for a while. I just tot to myself, why not give this a shot? the only foreign tt0to wey i don furk na my ghanian g.f back in the days, so i started a conversation.

I told her i was visiting for the first time and was awed by Kenya. She said many people always tot of kenya as a poor bushy uncultured place (her exact words) but that it was not true as  i have seen for myself. as a sharp guy, i said, "well that remains to be seen. i have only been to Nairobi and  mombasa so i think i still need to see more,  I wish i had a guide(pause) or do you mind?" she told me she was waiting for a friend, and that her schedule wouldnt accomodate any touring that day. Me, Koni man of T0TO Kingdom, I told her I had about 4 days remaning and I could meet her here tomorrow at about that same time.

she asked if My hotel was in nairobi so she could come and pick me, as the places we would be seeing were quite a number and we would come here to round it off. I said yes and gave her my hotel name and room number.

I had spent like 10 mins talking and my room mate called out to me from the cafe. I said my bye bye and made her promise to come by the next day.

she promised and i left her there.

I waited for her the next day and the next but Akello(her name) did not show.

But, I was shocked beyond words at what happened the next day. . . . 

Episode 5

During my days as an undergraduate in University of Women Affairs and Psychology (UNIWAP), I realised that one way to make a (REASONABLE) woman do something for you is to take offense at what SHE HAS DONE MOST RECENTLY. She would feel guilty and would want to make it up to you. It doesnot have to end with se.x.

That is what I did.


After she had sat down, I feigned annoyance at her not fulfilling her promise. I told her that i was a stranger and whatever impression I got, I would carry to wherever I went and probably tell others. She apologized and went on about one incident that happened to her. Me, I no dey listen to wetin she dey talk. I just wanted to Fork the d living daylight from her, I wanted to squeeze her extra large brE@sts. i wanted to fork her using DOggi style and slap her yansh. I was just looking at her full lips, lost in wonderland hearing but not listening. she probably guessed what was on my mind, but didnt show it. then she said, "Can we go now?"

Omo see me see trouble oh! I wan yansh, u dey talk say make we dey go. Dey go were?


To cut a long tori short, I fork am dat day sha. With these few points of mine, I hope i have been able to convince and not confuse you, that I furked a SWEET, ENDOWED Kenyan Angelina Jolie.

Guys, Guys, Guys!

Do you think I would leave you high and dry without the raunchy X-rated details . . .  OF COURSE NOT!

The step by step procedure will be given in detail,  trust me.



DISCLAIMER

Kevin is not responsible for the effects the following post will have on anyone especially if you are 17 - years old. You are therefore advised to remove any tight kpata (pants) or boxers and ladies,  remove any g-strings, pants any undies u might be wearing, or better still keep a replacement handy coz you might end up soakind yourself with precipitate.

Be warned!



So,  I looked at her deep in the eyes and told her that . . .

I have been gingered and swaggered by your wonderful and strengthening comments. In fact, re-reading my posts from start till now gave me erectlie dysfunction and unshrinkable bulala (whatever that means ).

Everyone who has stayed tuned to this Channel, I say a very big thank you. You guys are wonderful and make me believe in myself. Thanks for pulling through the storm with me. HBABE! you too much. I swear,  if to say i fit hug you i for do so.

Other loyal peeps  (if you know say u dey this thread), God bless you. May your eyes never dim, your brain never cease (until old age/death sha lol)

May your Kini never disappoint you, and may you never enter a pushie wey neva sanitize.


Anyways, I am feeling great and since it's TGIF,


Here's a little something to get all my people going . . . 

After she had sat down, I feigned annoyance at her not fulfilling her promise. I told her that i was a stranger and whatever impression I got, I would carry to wherever I went and probably tell others. She apologized and went on about one incident that happened to her. Me, I no dey listen to wetin she dey talk. I just wanted to Fork the d living daylight from her, I wanted to squeeze her extra large brE@sts. i wanted to fork her using DOggi style and slap her yansh. I was just looking at her full lips, lost in wonderland hearing but not listening. she probably guessed what was on my mind, but didnt show it. then she said, "Can we go now?"

Omo see me see trouble oh! I wan yansh, u dey talk say make we dey go. Dey go were?


To cut a long tori short, I fork am dat day sha. With these few points of mine, I hope i have been able to convince and not confuse you, that I furked a SWEET, ENDOWED Kenyan Angelina Jolie.

So, I told her that I had no plans to go out that day. But, since she was here, she could keep me company till it was tome for my lectures. She be wan form but she kon agree. We talked about many things but Koni man no really dey interested. I wanted to fork but didnt want to jump at her like some lunatic. I wanted to flow with the tide and get her in the music. I wisely but subtly moved the conversation to relationships and dating. Then I got into gear : Se-X.

I said, "You know, many relationships fail because of the inability of one partner to satisfy the other sexually. Then, gratification is sought elsewhere and infidelity begins. Infact, I have come to realize that girls are insatiable when it comes to s3x and are the cause of many break ups due . . ."

She interrupted me. (A WONDERFUL SIGN -  SHE'S INTERESTED). "I think I will disagree with you on this one. I happened to date a guy sometime ago, who could not just be satisfied. I did everything to please him sexually but still he slept with any girl he could. I left him for that"
"You may think you were doing everything but you might not have done it right," I said
"what other ways are there to please a man?" she said.


THAT WAS MY CUE . . .

I suddenly developed cold feet. I didn't know how to go on but I knew I had to do something. This was an informal invitation but yet, an invitation it was. For like 10 seconds I looked straight into her eyes saying nothing. Then taking her palm in mine I said in my most seductive voice, rolling my eyes (I have a pair of large seductive eyes) " I will have to show you . . ." Then I lifted her hand to my lips and kissed it still not taking my eyes off her.

I waited for a tongue lashing of my life but she said nothing. My heart was beating very fast now and I needed to be sure i could step on the gas. So, I moved closer to her (we were sitting besides each other on the couch), drew her head closer with my free hand and kissed her forehead.

NOTHING!

Believe me I almost screamed for joy, because I knew that today no JUPITER could rescue her. She was going to experience why I am called GMOFROY

Grand Member Of Republic Of Yanshing . . .

Episode 6

I held her cheeks with my two palms and kissed her forehead again. Then i kissed her nose and brushed my lips lightly against hers. She held my head as i made to withdraw and kissed me back strongly. I responded and her hands found its way to my nipl€s

She pushed me gently back on the couch then told me 'dont move'. She undid my buttons and i was stark Unclad. She licked my earlobes, moved down to my unmentionables and went to my crotch. She didnt touch me with her hands but did everything with her mouth. She got my Joystick up without delay and traced the full length of my Joystick. Moving to my cap and stopping abruptly at the tip

I held her head and forced her on my di.ck. I couldnt contain the ecstacy so i started furking her mouth. She brought out a lot of saliva so that her mouth was vey wet. I made to get up from my position but she forced me back down with her hand. I started making funny sounds and encouraged her with my soft moans. She played with my nipp. Les  while still sucking me. I told her i was comin so she stopped and i said, "my turn"

So, i got up and changed positions. I took off all her clothes and undid her bra. She was shaven and left a small triangular bush on her pushie. I did not rush oh. I gently sucked her aureoles carefully avoiding her niples but making sure that i brushed it lightly. I squeezed them hard and suddenly put my whole mouth on the bobby. She jerked forwards holding my head in place. I moved lower to her navel and flicked it with my tongue. I waisted no time there but moved to her bush.

I traced the full length of her thighs with my lips just brushing my lips against her fair beautiful flesh. I moved down her thighs/laps then up until her crotch. I delayed contact with her cun.t coz i wanted her to build heavenly feeling. I don't really last very long, especially when I am excited so I wanted a dual heavenly feeling. By now she had started speaking jargons and i almost burst into laughter when she said ," aiiiyoooo, aiiiyoooo, uncle, uncle . . ."

By now, i had gotten to her womanliness, separating the folds of her womanliness with my lips and just brushing my lips around the part of her thighs around that area, flicking her unmentionables with my fingers. she was gushing wet now, and I was tempted to just fork her right there. I took a really slow, long, dragging swipe off her womanliness from the cliT to her arSehole with my tongue.  she shook vigorously. I went for my killer strike.

I traced ever so slowly, the line from her ArsEhole to the opening of her Kitty withmy tongue, then licked her womanliness. I tongue forKed her for like 20seconds then moved to her ClIt. she had the biggest clit i had ever seen. i toyed with it like a lion examining its prey. i flicked it with my tongue and went down on it fully with my mouth. She held my head and said to me, "suck me, please suck me, please . .  I love you, I love you . . " I was not surprised. Afterall, as the GMOFROY with over 20 years experience in my profile, I always have them begging me. I wanted her to beg for more so I...

so I sucked her Clito harder now then, I put one finger in her arSehole and another in her womanliness. She was so wet. She was moaning loudly now and that got me turned on more. My Joystick was stiff strong now and I needed to penetrate. I undid my zipper and brought my Magnum from the fly. I didnt pull off my trousers. She arched back on the couch and i took one leg and placed it on my shoulder. I held my Kini and slapped her Clit with it gently as if i was knocking to be granted access. I then traced the womanliness from the clit to the honey well. I slid in with a sudden quickness and i began to pound her. She kept jerking back thrust for thrust and i felt like heaven. My hands were occupied with one holding her leg and the other rubbing her clit. I pounded her harder now as i felt myself contracting. She rubbed and squeezed her brea.sts urging me on saying  "ohhh, fork me, oh harder, lazy boy,  harder, "

i started speaking incoherently and said i was coming. she told me "please dont precipitate, please". I managed to hold back and withdrew from her. she pushed me gently on the rug and came on top my Kini. It was so sweet. she started gently rocking me back and forth instead of up and down. she pulled out until i was almost out then sat back on it again. This was pleasurable torture. Then she started riding me like a wild animal. she went very fast and i asked her to slow down. i tried to hold her to slow down put she pinned my hands to her bre.asts. She started saying "uuuush, yeyyyysh, auuuuushhhh, i am feeling it, i am feeling it, " Then i said "come for me baby, ohhh precipitate for daddy".

"you want me to come, " she said. i answered, "yes" then she screamed very loudly and held my neck as if to strangle me, while still riding me crazy. then she relaxed and dropped to my chest saying "I love you, thank you like 1 million times."

I was so touched my kini went limp and i didnt retaliate (as in) release as much as i really wanted to precipitate.

anyways, i excused myself on the pretext of going to the toilet and wanked myself away. If to say i no come, I for die.

She got dressed and I broke the news to her that I was leaving the next day. We still chat on YIM and she wants me to come over during December Hols. She wants me to stay at her place (she lives alone) and promised that she would treat me like neva before.

i am looking forward to that.

Who would like to accompany me?

I could arrange for the babe to organise some of her friends naaah, so you guys go fit see wetin I dey talk. Kenyan girls get sweet, tight womanliness.

Guys, let me just give you a little gist about Sodom and Gomorrah.

People who know about it call it the Devil's Palour. I was there last weekend and Lo and behold, there she was...

music blasted from the speakers, a popular song Ahawo remix by Flavour. Her presence threw the dancehall into a revelry.